"When we cross the white line we'll kill you, no two ways about it." Jack McCaffrey, September 2018 The Blue Monster created by the GAA is killing all before them. Lives of innocent men are being lost at the hands of this Croke Park creation. How can we deconstruct the Blue Monster and save the GAA? Rather than splitting it in two or three, I've a solution. How about deporting the Blue Monster men to different counties for crimes against gaelic football? Each member of the present Dublin squad will be expelled from their GAA club and county and forced to live and play gaelic football elsewhere. The parentage rule may come into play. As for Dublin, they will be left to build a senior football team from scratch. Below are 27 Dublin players up for deportation in 2019. Stephen Cluxton - Parnells to Strokestown, Roscommon Philly McMahon - Ballymun Kickhams to Curry, Sligo Jonny Cooper - Na Fianna to Gortletteragh, Leitrim Eoin Murchan - Na Fianna to Moynalty, Meath John Small - Ballymun Kickhams to Madden Raparees, Armagh Cian O'Sullivan - Kilmacud Crokes to Firies, Kerry Jack McCaffrey - Clontarf to Avondale, Wicklow Brian Fenton - Raheny to Spa, Kerry James McCarthy - Ballymun Kickhams to Maghera MacFinns, Cavan Niall Scully - Templeogue Synge Street to Ardfinnan, Tipperary Con O'Callaghan - Cuala to Mullingar Shamrocks, Westmeath Brian Howard - Raheny to Coleraine, Derry Paul Mannion - Kilmacud Crokes to Ballycumber, Offaly Ciaran Kilkenny - Castleknock to Tuam Stars, Galway Dean Rock - Ballymun Kickhams to Castlehaven, Cork Michael Fitzsimons - Cuala to Palatine, Carlow Cormac Costello - Whitehall Colmcille to Magheracloone, Monaghan Kevin McManamon - St Jude's to Moycullen, Galway Darren Daly - Fingal Ravens to St Fechin's, Louth Eric Lowndes - St Peregrines to Burt, Donegal Michael Darragh Macauley - Ballyboden St Enda's to Kilanerin, Wexford Bernard Brogan - St Oliver Plunketts Eoghan Ruadh to Claremorris, Mayo Eoghan O'Gara - Templeogue Synge Street to Miltown Malbay, Clare Paul Flynn - Fingallians to Ramor United, Cavan Colm Basquel - Ballyboden St Enda's to Mullinalaghta, Longford Evan Comerford - Ballymun Kickhams to Ahoghill, Antrim Paddy Andrews - St Brigid's to St. Brigid's, Killashee, Longford

Toney (Meath) - Posts: 298 - 05/09/2018 15:45:28    2139530

gaelicgab (USA) - Posts: 878 - 05/09/2018 16:06:03    2139541

Strokestown wouldn't take Cluxton there very clannish.
My own club roscommon gaels we will take anybody no matter the age.
So send him on

OhtobeARossie (Roscommon) - Posts: 1764 - 05/09/2018 17:00:10    2139569

Bringing a good coddle to the masses!

TheUsername (Dublin) - Posts: 4445 - 05/09/2018 18:01:00    2139588

Con O'Callaghan - Cuala to Mullingar Shamrocks, Westmeath. I see what you did there. Con's father played for Westmeath in football and hurling and his grandfather was county board chairman. The O'Callaghan's are originally from Cork but we'll take them off ye.

Pity poor Jonny Cooper having to go play his football in Leitrim.

Concerned_Supp (Westmeath) - Posts: 71 - 05/09/2018 19:15:35    2139615

are these players oiginally from these clubs ? like are these their parents clubs? what are u on about?

dickie10 (UK) - Posts: 687 - 07/09/2018 11:51:54    2140087

Oh please stop with your Dublin obsession

PyatPree (Cork) - Posts: 376 - 07/09/2018 12:33:22    2140103

Toney (Meath) - Posts: 298 - 08/09/2018 14:40:57    2140335